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Some of the old farts claim that adult/childish humour does not portray a correct and proper image of Strathmore RFC.  The following page, linked pages and songs contain some adult humour, it's rugby, if you think adult humour does not exist in a rugby club then what planet are you living on? 

 

The full Scotland 2011 RBS 6 Nations fixtures: 

All are in UK time – add one hour for France and Italy

- Saturday 5 Feb - France v Scotland, Stade de France, kick-off 5pm UK time 
- Saturday 12 Feb - Scotland v Wales, Murrayfield, kick-off 5pm 
- Sunday 27 Feb - Scotland v Ireland, Murrayfield, kick-off 3pm 
- Sunday 13 Mar - England v Scotland, Twickenham, kick-off 3pm 
- Saturday 19 Mar - Scotland v Italy, Murrayfield, kick-off 2.30pm

 

 

Wales 2008
Birchgrove

Birchgrove 24 - 22 Strathmore

In a very closely fought encounter Brichgrove edged out the tourists by only a couple of points.  Birchgrove's intentions were clear early on as they intended to steam roller the inebriated tourists.  They clearly go a shock as Strathie put up a good fight and were rewarded with some fine performances.

The night was not just about the game but renewing acquaintances and making new friends.   Birchgrove is a big and friendly club and that came across from the enthusiastic crowd who turned up in numbers to watch the game and enjoy a singsong in the bar afterwards.  Bichgrove put on a great night for which we were truly grateful.  We hope they can get a tour organised so we can return the favour next year.

 

 

Jack Schitt

Bobby Baldie lays claim to the humping record.

Subsequent report of Scott McKenzie shagging the skylight 50 times then being overtaken on the night has brought controversy to the skylight debate.  Vice President and horn miester Bob Baldie claims that he is indeed the true record holder with 150 shags.

Can Anyone back up this claim or even dispute it?  If so your e-mails and thoughts are welcome and can be posted on this site by e-mailing here .

 

 

Turn The Volume Up, Unzip, Listen and Relax or Sing Along to the club anthem :

 Camel Toe

 

The Camel Toe Son Lyrics:

You're a beautiful girl
and your pants are on so tight
that when you stand just right
I can see it all

When your on the beach
and your bikini's soaking wet
I see a fuzzy silhouette as I look down below
I see your camel toe

(Chorus)
Your biscuit, your beavage, I see your cooter cleavage
Your monkey, your muffin you ain't hidden nothin,
Your coochie, your flapper, your showin of your snapper,
Your camel toe, it looks so right so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe
(Merci, madamme voila la bearded clam)

I could really go
for a sideeways Sloppy Joe
or a tuna casserole
baby dont you know

I never thought I'd see
so much of your anatomy
Your jeans are so tight
I'm learning genecology
I see your camel toe.

Your leg up, your vulva, ooh you know I luv you
your end up, your vagina, nothin could be fina
it's furry, it's puffy, lookin kind of fluffy
your camel toe, It looks all right baby, so let it show
looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe

(Merci, madamme voila la bearded clam)
Your biscuit, your beavage, I see your cooter cleavage
Your monkey, your muffin you ain't hidden nothin,
Your coochie, your flapper, your showin of your snapper,
Your camel toe, it looks so right so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe.

 

Hi Ho Hi Ho:

Hi Ho Hi Ho its off to bed we go
I'd pay a quid to see your tits
Hi Ho Hi Ho Hi Ho Hi Ho

Hi Ho its off to bed we go
get in the sack and spread your crack
Hi Ho Hi Ho Hi Ho Hi Ho

Hi Ho its off to bed we go
just squeeze your cunt and make me grunt
Hi Ho Hi Ho Hi Ho Hi Ho

Hi Ho its up your ass I'll go
please wash your butt you fuckin slut

Hi Ho Hi Ho Hi Ho Hi Ho

Hi Ho its time for you to blow
please get me hard you tub of lard

Hi Ho Hi Ho Hi Ho Hi Ho

Hi Ho its in your bush I'll blow
I'll make a splash inside your gash

Hi Ho Hi Ho Hi Ho Hi Ho

Hi Ho your humping me to slow
I'm going limp you fucking blimp

Hi Ho Hi Ho Hi Ho Hi Ho

Please give me head
my dick is dead
Hi Ho Hi Ho Hi Ho......

 

 

For The Welsh

 
My hen laid a haddock, one hand oiled a flea,
Glad farts and centurions threw dogs in the sea,
I could stew a hare here and brandish Dan's flan,
Don's ruddy bog's blocked up with sand.
Dad! Dad! Why don't you oil Auntie Glad?
Can whores appear in beer bottle pies,
O butter the hens as they fly!
 

More

 
Whales, Whales, bloody great fishes are Whales,
They swim in the sea,
We eat them for tea,
Oh bloody great fishes are Whales.

 

 

Molly Malone

In Dublin's fair city,
Where the girls are so pretty,
I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone,
As she wheeled her wheelbarrow
Through streets broad and narrow,
Crying cockles and mussels, alive, alive oh!

Alive, alive oh! Alive, alive oh!
Crying cockles and mussels, alive, alive oh!

She was a fishmonger,
And sure twas no wonder,
For so were her father and mother before,
And they each wheeled their barrow,
Through streets broad and narrow,
Crying cockles and mussels, alive, alive oh!

Alive, alive oh! Alive, alive oh!
Crying cockles and mussels, alive, alive oh!

She died of a fever,
And no one could save her,
And that was the end of sweet Molly Malone.
Now her ghost wheels her barrow,
Through streets broad and narrow,
Crying cockles and mussels, alive, alive oh!

Alive, alive oh! Alive, alive oh!
Crying cockles and mussels, alive, alive oh!

 

 

 

 

Delilah

I saw the light on the night that I passed by her window,
I saw the flickering shadows of love on her blind.
She was my woman,
As she deceived me I watched and went out of my mind.

My, my, my, Delilah
Why, why, why, Delilah
I could see that girl was no good for me
But I was lost like a slave that no man could free.
At break of day when that man drove away, I was waiting
I cross the street to her house and she opened the door
She stood there laughing
I felt the knife in my hand and she laughed no more

My, my, my Delilah
Why, why, why Delilah
So before they come to break down the door
Forgive me Delilah I just couldn't take any more.

She stood there laughing
I felt the knife in my hand and she laughed no more
My, my, my, Delilah
Why, why, why, Delilah
So before they come to break down the door
Forgive me Delilah I just couldn't take any more
Forgive me Delilah I just couldn't take any more

 

 

 

The Wild Rover

I've been a wild rover for many's the year
I've spent all me money on whiskey and beer
But now I'm returning with gold in great store
And I never will play the wild rover no more

And it's No, Nay, never,
No, nay never no more
Will I play the wild rover,
No never no more

I went in to an alehouse I used to frequent
And I told the landlady me money was spent
I asked her for credit, she answered me nay
Such a customer as you I can have any day

And it's No, Nay, never,
No, nay never no more
Will I play the wild rover,
No never no more

I took up from my pocket, ten sovereigns bright
And the landlady's eyes opened wide with delight
She says "I have whiskeys and wines of the best
And the words that you told me were only in jest"

And it's No, Nay, never,
No, nay never no more
Will I play the wild rover,
No never no more

I'll go home to my parents, confess what I've done
And I'll ask them to pardon their prodigal son
And, when they've caressed me as oft times before
I never will play the wild rover no more

And it's No, Nay, never,
No, nay never no more
Will I play the wild rover,
No never no more

 

 

 

Yogi

I know a bear that you all know,
Yogi, YOGI,
I know a bear that you all know,
Yogi, Yogi Bear.

YOGI, YOGI BEAR,
YOGI, YOGI BEAR,
I KNOW A BEAR THAT YOU ALL KNOW,
YOGI, YOGI BEAR.

Yogi's got a little "friend,"
Booboo, BOOBOO,
Yogi's got a little "friend,"
Booboo, Booboo Bear

BOOBOO, BOOBOO BEAR,
BOOBOO, BOOBOO BEAR,
YOGI'S GOT A LITTLE "FRIEND,"
BOOBOO, BOOBOO BEAR.

Yogi's got a "girlfriend,"
Suzi, SUZI
Suzi, Suzi Bear.

Yogi's got an enemy, Ranger, RANGER
Ranger, Ranger Smith

Yogi's got a cheesy knob, cammum, CAMMUM
Cammum, Camembert.

Booboo likes it on the fridge, polar, POLAR
Polar, polar bear.

Yogi hates it up the ass, something, SOMETHING
Something he can't bear.

Yogi's dick is long and green, cucum, CUCUM
Cucum, cucumber.

Yogi likes to shave his pubes, grizzly, GRIZZLY
Grizzly, grizzly bare.

Booboo’s boyfriend has no teeth, gummy, GUMMY
Gummy, gummy bear

Yogi likes a good beer bust, Lone Star, LONE STAR
Lone Star, Lone Star Bear

 

 

 

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